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June 3, 2019

Bad Day at the Range

A guy is at the driving range having a heck of a day.

Everything he tries to hit he tops, balls are only going about 20' and he's burning worms the whole way.

Finally disgusted, he turns to the golf pro on the range and mutters, "If I don’t connect with this one, I’m gonna jump in that lake and drown myself!"

The pro looks at him and says, "I don’t think you can do it."

“Why not,” the guy asks.

The pro says, “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long!”

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