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May 16, 2019

Did you hear the one about…

…The psychic amnesiac? He knew in advance what he was going to forget.

…The new restaurant that just opened up on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

…The new Divorced Barbie doll? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

…The blind man who went bungee jumping? He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

…The dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa

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