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May 15, 2019

A Real Gamble

It was the tourist’s first time in a casino, and she wasn’t sure how the slot machines operated.

“Excuse me,” she said to an employee. “How does this work?”

The worker showed her how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

“And where does the money come out?” she asked.

He smiled, motioned to a far wall and said, “Usually at the ATM.”

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