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May 10, 2019

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A married couple is driving along a highway. The wife is behind the wheel, doing 60 mph.

Her husband suddenly looks over and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly speeds up to 70 mph.

He then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but speeds up.

"I want the house," he adds.

The needle edges up to 80.

“The car, too," he says. The needle reaches 90.

“And the bank accounts, and all the credit cards."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling.

A bit nervous, he says, "Isn’t there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

The wife smiles, heads for the piling, and responds, “The airbag."

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