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May 9, 2019

Did you hear the one about…

… The blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

… The scarecrow? He got an award for being outstanding in his field.

… The man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.

… The Olympic Gold Medal winner who loved his medal so much he had it bronzed?

… All of the toilets being stolen from the police station? The detectives have nothing to go on.

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