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May 7, 2019

Credit Card Fraud

A man gets a call from his credit-card company. “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is all right.”

“Just fine,” replied the man. “My card was stolen over a month ago.”

“Why didn’t you report it?” the rep asked.

“Because,” the man replied, “whoever took it is spending a lot less than my wife!”

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