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April 15, 2019

What a Sight

A man goes to an optician, asking for help with his shortsightedness.

The optician invites the man to go outside, points to the sun, and asks what it is.

Somewhat stunned, the man replies, “Obviously, that’s the sun!”

“OK,” says the optician. “So how much farther do you think you need to see?”

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