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April 5, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When...

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.

The clothes you've put away until they come back in style ... have come back in style.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

The girls at the office start confiding in you.

The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.

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