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March 28, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When

It's tougher to lose weight, because your body and your fat have become really good friends over time.

It takes twice as long to look half as good.

Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.

One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

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