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March 22, 2019

Things to Do in an Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons, and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

5. Hold the doors open, and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Greg. How's your day been?”

6. Drop a pen and, when someone goes to pick it up, scream, “That's mine!”

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a Twister mat, and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant, and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, “Did you feel that?”

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