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March 14, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When

Your best friend tells you she's having an affair and you ask if it's catered.

90% of the time you spend on the computer is for real work.

A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

Half of the stuff in your shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

All of your favorite music is in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart.

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