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March 11, 2019

Danger!

The factory clerk was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock, printed with the warning:  “Danger! Do Not Touch!”

Management was called, and workers were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed.

When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then carefully opened the box.

Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!

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