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February 27, 2019

Fair Warning

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped to reprove him.

“Johnny,” she said, smiling sweetly, “when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Mrs. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

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