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February 26, 2019

Three Wishes

A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it, and a genie popped out.

The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes.”

“All right,” said the man. “Then I wish for more genies.”

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