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February 25, 2019

Never Debate Mark Twain

A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument over polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon challenged Twain to cite a passage of Scripture that forbids polygamy.

“Nothing easier,” Twain replied. “No man can serve two masters.”

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