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February 15, 2019

Get Your Facts Straight

A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.  

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, while the woman acted unconcerned.  

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight.  

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled.

The waitress went over to the woman and said, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”    

The woman calmly looked up and replied, “No, he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”

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