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February 13, 2019

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This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day, while he was out plowing the field, she came out and started in on him.

While she was ranting, the mule kicked her and she died.

At the funeral, one visitor noticed that a group of ladies had come up to talk to the farmer and he had nodded “yes” to them.

Then he watched as some men came up, talked to the farmer, and he shook his head “no.”

Curious, he asked the farmer about the conversations. “Well,” the farmer replied, “the ladies told me how pretty my wife looked. And the men wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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