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February 12, 2019

Whoops

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a.m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.

“What time do you open up in the morning?” the obviously inebriated caller asked.

Furious, the owner slammed down the receiver and went back to bed.

A few minutes later, the phone rang again. Same caller. Same question.

“Listen,” the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open, because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in...”

“I don’t want to get in,” the caller slurred. “I want to get out.”

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