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February 7, 2019

Wisdom From Training Manuals

If you hear me yell "Eject, Eject, Eject!" the last two will be echoes.

If you stop to ask "Why?" you’ll be talking to yourself, because by then you’ll be the pilot.

- Pre-flight briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot  


What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies. But If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.

- Sign over Control Tower door


Never trade luck for skill.

- Anonymous 


The three most famous last words in military aviation:

• Did you feel that?

• What’s that noise? And

• Oh, s---!

- Authors unknown

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