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February 6, 2019

Only in America...

... Do people leave expensive cars in the driveway and put their junk in the garage.

... Do people screen calls with answering machines and have call waiting so they won't miss a call from someone they didn't want to talk to in the first place.

... Do companies sell hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

... Does the word "politics" so perfectly describe its process: Poli from the Latin meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

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