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January 31, 2019

Wisdom From Training Manuals

If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.
- Infantry Journal  


Yea, though I fly through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil ... for I am at 50,000 feet and climbing.
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops 


You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.
- Paul F. Crickmore, SR71 test pilot
 

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
- Anonymous  


If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.
- Fixed Wing Pilot


When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
- Multi-Engine Training Manual  


Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.
- Unknown Author

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