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January 28, 2019

Only in America...

... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

... Are there “handicapped” parking places in front of a skating rink.

... Do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for their prescriptions, while healthy people buy cigarettes up front.

... Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet Coke.

... Do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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