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January 25, 2019

Wisdom From Training Manuals

If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Infantry Journal


It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
- U.S. Air Force Manual 


Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
- Gen. Douglas MacArthur   


Tracers work both ways.
- Army Ordnance Manual


Five-second fuses last about three seconds.
- Infantry Journal


Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.
- Naval Ops Manual  


Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
- Unknown Infantry Recruit 

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