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January 22, 2019

Break it to Me Gently

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: “So how is my cat doing?”

Brother 2: “He's dead”

Brother 1: “He's dead! What do you mean he's dead? I loved that cat! Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me? I'm leaving in three days! You could have broken it too me a little more gently! You could have told me today that he got out of the house or something.

“Then when I called you before I left you could have said, ‘Well, we found him but he’s up on the roof and we're having trouble getting him down.’ Then when I call you from the airport you could have told me, ‘The Fire Department was there and scared him off the roof and the cat died when he hit the ground.’”

Brother 2: “I'm sorry...you're right...that was insensitive of me. I won't let it happen again.”

Brother 1: “Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how’s Mom doing?”

Brother 2: “She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.”

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