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January 9, 2019

Church Ladies With Typewriters

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These are from actual church bulletins or announcements:

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

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