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November 2, 2018

Divine Intervention

Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood and the neighbors started complaining to the parents about it. The parents decided to have their priest talk to their sons. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first.

The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks sternly at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?"

The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?"

The boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?"

The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door, grabs his older brother and cries, "We’re in big trouble! God's missing, and they think we did it!"

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