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June 21, 2018

Holy Smoke

A priest and a nun are golfing, and the priest is up.

He swings misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”

The nun gives him a dirty look, but he swings again, misses and exclaims, “Oh my God, I missed!”

The nun stares at him and says, “If you say that one more time, God will open up the heavens and strike you with a lightning bolt!”

So, the priest swings again and exclaims “Oh my God, I missed!”

Suddenly a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky and strikes the nun dead.

A voice from the sky says, “Oh my God, I missed!”

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