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May 28, 2018

Over Easy

A guest in an upscale hotel comes down to breakfast, calls over the head waiter, and recites his order.

“I’d like one egg so undercooked that it’s completely runny, and one egg so overcooked that I have to cut it with a steak knife. I’d also like two scrawny strips of cold bacon, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.”

“Well, Sir,” says the bewildered head water, “that’s a very complicated order. It might be quite difficult.”

The guest replies sarcastically, “I’m sure you can manage.  You brought me the identical breakfast yesterday!”

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