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April 10, 2018

Misdirection

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.”

“That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently.

“It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Johnny. “I hit him.”

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