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March 30, 2018

Cough Syrup

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a customer leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with the guy over there by the wall?”

The clerk responds, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives.”

Wide eyed, the owner shouts, “You idiot! What were you thinking? You can’t treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!”

"Sure, you can," says the clerk. "Look at him. He’s afraid to cough!”

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