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November 4, 2011

You Know You're Getting Old When

You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.

You settle for a workout video titled "Buns of Putty"

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before.

You watch the Weather Channel.

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