Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

September 15, 2021

Night Owls

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He sees on the clock that it’s 3:30 in the morning.

The knocking gets louder, and he finally goes downstairs to find a drunk man at the door.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost! It’s half past three!” says the man and slams the door.

Back upstairs, his wife says, “That wasn’t very nice. Remember that night we broke down in the rain on the way to pick up the kids and you had to knock on that man’s door to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

So, the husband gets out of bed again and trudges back downstairs.  He steps outside but can’t see the stranger.

So he calls out, “Hey, do you still want a push?”

And a voice answers, “Yes, please!”

Still unable to see the stranger, the man asks, “Where are you?”

And the drunk replies, “Over here, on the swing set!”

Current Item rating: 3.6 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

September 14, 2021
Making the Grade
Queen Elizabeth was...

September 14, 2021
Department of Corrections
Police in Los Angeles ...

September 13, 2021
Bumper Stickers
All men are...

September 13, 2021
Baby on Board
A man called 911 ...

September 10, 2021
My Wife
We had a power failure...

September 10, 2021
Spin Doctor
The doctor walks into ...

September 9, 2021
Making the Grade
The Greeks were a highly...

September 9, 2021
Watch This
Jennifer watched as the cashier...

September 8, 2021
Bumper Stickers
There are two types...

September 8, 2021
Holy Mackerel
A couple of priests ...

September 7, 2021
Hat’s Off
Murphy showed up...

September 7, 2021
Getting Wired
The lumberjack loved...

September 6, 2021
Making the Grade
Writing at the same time...

September 6, 2021
Life Explained by Graphs
Your intended career...

September 3, 2021
Bumper Stickers
Watch out for...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
CRW

 
Abrasives Inc.

 
GMA Garnet USA

 
Axxiom Manufacturing

 
Sauereisen, Inc.

 
HoldTight Solutions Inc.

 
Western Technology Inc.

 
Tarps manufacturing, Inc.

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us