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September 13, 2021

Baby on Board

The man called 911 and yelled frantically at the operator.

“My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the operator asked.

“No, you idiot!” the man shouted. “This is her husband!”


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