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September 1, 2021

Only a Little

My daughter-in-law was driving on the freeway when the sight of flashing lights in her rearview mirror made her pull over.

“Do you know why I stopped you?” asked the state trooper. “You were going 85 miles per hour in a 55 mile-per-hour zone.”

“Impossible,” she argued. “I had my cruise control set at 82!”

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