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October 6, 2011

Two Bad Words

It was the first day of school.

As the sixth graders chattered away, in walked the very stern-looking teacher.

The students scurried for their seats as the room quieted.

The teacher swept the room with a long, silent gaze, then spoke.

“From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom.

“You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests or homework.

“Using these words--even once--will get you a failing grade for that quarter.

“The first word is gross, and the other one is cool.”

“Are there any questions?”

There was a long pause. Finally, a student in the back nervously raised his hand.

“Sir? What are the words?”

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