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October 5, 2011

Jeb and Jethro

Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about five miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go into town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the five miles to the lumberyard.

“Jeb says we’re gonna need some 4 x 2s,” Jethro tells the yardman.

“Do you mean 2 x 4s?” asks the yardman.

“Well, I don’t rightly know; I better go ask Jeb,” says Jethro, who then walks the 10 miles home and back to town.

“Jeb says we’re gonna need 2 x 4s,” Jethro tells the yardman upon his return.

“Now, how many 2 x 4s will you need?” asks the yardman.

“Well, I don’t rightly know; I better go ask Jeb,” says Jethro, and again heads into the hills.

When he returns, Jethro tells the yardman: “Jeb says were gonna need about 40 of ‘em.”

“Now, how long will you need them?"

"Well, I don’t rightly know; I better go ask Jeb,” says Jethro and begins his third 10-mile trip of the afternoon.

Upon returning, Jethro tells the yardman, “Jeb says you better give ‘em to us for a while . . . we’re gonna build a barn.”

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