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April 7, 2021

The Truth About Exercise

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where in the world she is.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year—spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.

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