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October 3, 2011
You Know You're Getting Old When
You look for your glasses for a half hour before finding them on your head.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You make it a point to attend all the RV shows that come to town.
You move something to a more logical location and then can remember only where it used to be.
You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
You no longer get winded running long distance; you get winded just DIALING long distance.
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