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September 28, 2011

You know you are living in 2011 when

You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

You have 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You e-mail your co-worker at the next desk.

You no longer stay in touch with friends and family because they're not on Facebook.

You pull into your driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you go back to get it.

You wake up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

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