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January 14, 2021

No Problem

A couple in their 70s were about to get married.

“I want to keep my house.”

He: “Fine with me.”

She: “I want to keep my Cadillac.”

He: “No problem.”

She: “I want to have sex six times a week.”

He: “Put me down for Fridays.”

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