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January 14, 2021
No Problem
A couple in their 70s were about to get married.
“I want to keep my house.”
He: “Fine with me.”
She: “I want to keep my Cadillac.”
He: “No problem.”
She: “I want to have sex six times a week.”
He: “Put me down for Fridays.”
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