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September 23, 2011

You Know You're Getting Old When

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You keep repeating yourself.

You keep repeating yourself.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

You know the frequency of every oldies station in town.

You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers forms a circle and starts singing “Kumbaya.”

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