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December 28, 2020

The Great Hereafter

Her minister told the 80-year old woman that she should be giving some thought to the hereafter.

“Oh, I think about it all the time,” she assured him.

“Really?” said the minister, pleased.

“Sure,” she said. “Whenever I open a drawer or walk into a room, I ask myself, ‘Now, what am I here after?’”

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