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September 16, 2011

The Wrong Guy

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

“He’s 35 years old, 6-foot-4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5-foot-4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children!”

The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”

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