Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

July 29, 2020

Dear Diary

Wife’s Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet for dinner. I was a little late and thought he was upset about that. I asked what was wrong. He said he wasn't upset, it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. I told him I loved him. He didn't say, “I love you, too.” When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely. He just sat there silently, watching TV, distant. Finally, I went to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed but said nothing, then fell asleep. I cried. I don't know what to do. MY LIFE IS A DISASTER!

Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt! Who the hell misses a two-foot putt?!

Current Item rating: 3.2 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

July 28, 2020
Apology
It has come to my attention...

July 28, 2020
News Headlines
Survivor of Siamese...

July 27, 2020
Bumper Stickers
Make it idiot-proof...

July 27, 2020
Killer Service
One Sunday morning...

July 24, 2020
3 Wise Men
The same question was posed...

July 24, 2020
It's All Relative
A poor man walking...

July 23, 2020
Chicken Legs
A man was driving...

July 23, 2020
News Headlines
Lansing Residents...

July 22, 2020
Bumper Stickers
It’s lonely at the top...

July 22, 2020
Let's Be Honest
A cabbie picks up...

July 21, 2020
Bumper Stickers
I get enough exercise...

July 21, 2020
Major Deterrent
As a pre-med student...

July 20, 2020
The Doctor Can't See You Now
A psychiatrist’s secretary...

July 20, 2020
Switching Off
A couple celebrated...

July 17, 2020
Bumper Stickers
Time is...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
WEFTEC Show

 
Sauereisen, Inc.

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
SAFE Systems, Inc.

 
Tarps manufacturing, Inc.

 
DeFelsko Corporation

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us