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June 29, 2020

Medical Advice

A doctor and his wife are arguing over breakfast, and the doctor blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great in bed anyway!”

He storms off to work but later cools down and calls his wife to apologize.

The phone rings many, many times. Finally, his wife answers, completely out of breath.

“What were you doing?” the doctor asks.

“I was in bed.”

“What are you doing in bed so late in the day?”

“Getting a second opinion.”

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