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September 6, 2011

Guess My Specialty

A man and woman meet a bar. They start talking and soon realize they’re both doctors. After an hour, the man says, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached.”

The woman agrees, and they go back to her place. He goes in the bedroom and she heads for the bathroom, where she spends 10 minutes scrubbing up.

At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex.

Afterward, the man says, “You’re a surgeon, aren’t you?”

“Yes!” says the woman. “How did you know?”

“I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started,” he says.

“That makes sense,” she says. “And you’re an anesthesiologist, aren’t you?”

“Yeah, how did you know?” asks the man.

The woman replies, “Because I didn’t feel a thing.”

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