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February 14, 2020

The Perfect Man

The preacher was addressing his congregation. “There’s no such thing as a perfect woman. If anybody has ever known a perfect woman, please raise your hand.”

No one reacted.

He then asked, “Is there anybody who has known a perfect man?”

Albert, an elderly man, raised his hand.

“Are you sure you have known an absolutely perfect man?” the preacher asked, somewhat surprised.

“Uh, I didn’t know him personally,” replied Albert, “but I have heard a great deal about him. He was my wife’s first husband.”

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