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August 24, 2011

Golf Realities

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more.

A pro shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything there.

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

Did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6 a.m. to play golf than at 10 to mow the lawn?

It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer and eat hot dogs while performing brain surgery.

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