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August 16, 2011

Wisdom From Training Manuals

Airspeed, altitude and brains: Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
- Basic Flight Training Manual
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Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.
-  Emergency Checklist  
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The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.
-  Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot  
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There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.
- Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB , AZ
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You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
 - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual

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