August 16, 2011
Wisdom From Training Manuals
Airspeed, altitude and brains: Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
- Basic Flight Training Manual
Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.
- Emergency Checklist
The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.
- Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot
There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.
- Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB , AZ
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
- Lead-in Fighter Training Manual
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