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November 5, 2019

Late Start

Teacher: "Why are you late this morning?"

Student: "It's my alarm clock. Everyone got up except me!"

Teacher: "How did the alarm clock make you the only one not to get up?"

Student: "There are eight of us in the my family and the alarm clock was only set for seven."

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